The trouble with a mask is it never changes ~ Charles Bukowski

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it ~ George Carlin

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well -- you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference ~ Bill Hicks

If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it ~ Ernest Hemingway

I went on a diet, swore off drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks ~ Joe E. Lewis

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death ~ Jack Kerouac

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world ~ Ed McMahon

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do ~ Dylan Thomas

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not ~ Brendan Behan