We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar ~ Charles Bukowski
It never got weird enough for me ~ Hunter S. Thompson
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy ~ Henry Miller
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! ~ Dave Attell
In the U.S., you have to be a deviant or die of boredom ~ William S. Burroughs
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another ~ H. L. Mencken
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it ~ George Carlin
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places ~ Ernest Hemingway
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
I certainly admire people who do things ~ Raymond Chandler