She knew what she wanted and it wasn't me ~ Charles Bukowski
Lets get down to the brass tacks, how much for the ape? ~ Hunter S. Thompson
War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy ~ William Faulkner
To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough ~ Mark Twain
Never be lucid, never state, if you would be regarded great ~ Dylan Thomas
Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you ~ Jay M. Bylsma
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you ~ Unknown
I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius ~ Truman Capote
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked ~ George Carlin