I felt like crying but nothing came out. It was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can't feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. But I think I have known it pretty often, too often ~ Charles Bukowski

If I’d written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people – including me – would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism ~ Hunter S. Thompson

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on ~ William S. Burroughs

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Face down in the gutter won't admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black, He's a big strong man with a childs mind don't you take his booze away! ~ Dropkick Murphys

Some things are the same wherever you go, like if it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick ~ Dave Attell

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that ~ George Carlin

How do you look when I'm sober? ~ Ring Lardner

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography ~ Ambrose Bierce

The more I know about people, the better I like my dog ~ Mark Twain