I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn't dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren't thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid when he has 300 hangovers a year ~ Charles Bukowski

Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Faith:  not wanting to know what is true ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Immorality:  the morality of those who are having a better time ~ H. L. Mencken

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty ~ Joe E. Lewis

A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled ~ Raymond Chandler

Payday came and with it beer ~ Rudyard Kipling

It is better to die of drink than to die of thirst ~ John Fante

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. ~ Mitch Hedberg

That's why they call it the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it ~ George Carlin