People who believe in politics are like people who believe in God: they are sucking wind through bent straws ~ Charles Bukowski
Good people drink good beer ~ Hunter S. Thompson
The meaning of life is that it ends ~ Franz Kafka
Cocaine's a hell of a drug ~ Rick James
Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her ~ Ernest Hemingway
It is better to die of drink than to die of thirst ~ John Fante
Beware the drunkard's wisdom ~ Steven Erikson
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets ~ Ron Swanson
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it ~ George Carlin
To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering ~ Friedrich Nietzsche